If you haven’t made Art since the last century…

…you'll be a dab hand with globby biros and that green lined computer paper with the perforated lines and punched holes that your Dad brought back from the office.

How things have changed!

The British public now spend more money on (unnecessary) craft materials than on mortgage repayments. And with the bewildering array of equipment on offer, it's no wonder the casual hobbyist runs up huge debts and then has to start teaching Art classes in a frantic bid to claw money back gets confused.

I've got pens, brushes and paints galore and will bring my favourites to the classes. You can make a note of what's what, then scurry to the shops to buy your own.